Adam 'The Great' Jones

Dance and watch the dying sunlight fade.

Amii Stewart - Knock On Wood

m2compilation:

Amii Stewart : Knock On Wood (1979)

Ah, technology.  You’ve got to love it.
My laptop has been running slower than a particularly lazy snail, one who worships the lifestyle of a sleeping sloth.
Heck, even typing all of this out is like something out of some bad slow motion effect.  I type the words out and then watch as seconds, many seconds, later the words slowly appear on screen.
So, getting to the crux of this particular problem.  I went to uninstall some pointless programs, only for Windows to then tell me, and get this, that the Windows Installer has not been properly installed.
Now I’m just going from poorly worded Google search to overly technical Google search hoping for some answer.
Ah, technology.

Ye gods, that was a spicy vindaloo.
And me with no milk or anything.  I fear water at this moment would just boil away on contact.

lowwbloods:

officialwillowpape:

i searched up ‘hurdlers without hurdles’ on google and i dont regret it

these boots are made for walkin

lowwbloods:

officialwillowpape:

i searched up ‘hurdlers without hurdles’ on google and i dont regret it

these boots are made for walkin

(via oedipuswrex)

i refuse to play the uno you-can-put-down-a-card-you-just-picked up rule, it’s utter rubbish and banned in my presence.

Well you are welcome at any Uno game I ever play then.  Unfortunately none of my friends live by this belief, and so Uno isn’t often played around these here parts.  

Stray Cats - Stray Cat Strut

3/100 days of music

stray cat strut - stray cats

(Source: grcninja)

The Cure - The Lovecats

The Lovecats - The Cure

(Source: master-of--alchemy)

Duran Duran - Is There Something I Should Know

ray-rabies:

Is There Something I Should Know-Duran Duran

Rules: Just insert your answers to the questions below. Tag some people

I was tagged by @three-of-clubsandwich

Name: Adam Jones.

Nickname: I don’t think I really have one.

Birthday: July 30th.

Gender: Male.

Sexuality: Straight.

Height: Tall-ish

Time Zone: UTC +9:30, according to the computer

What time and date is it there: 2:55 PM on the 2nd of September 2014.

Average hours of sleep I get each night: 5 - 7, sometimes more, sometimes less.

The last thing I Googled was: “imagine how different the world would be if chickens give birth like humans do” because I wasn’t entirely sure if that thought was my own, or one I had regurgitated.  I’m still not sure.

My most used phrase(s): Smeg.

First word that comes to mind: Pluto.

What I last said to a family member: “Chinotto. In my unprofessional opinion I would say that Chinotto is certainly more bitter, but this one has more of a dry, sweeter flavour.” said to my Mother over Facebook.

One place that makes me happy & why: My bedroom.  It is a carefully built shrine to honour myself.

How many blankets I sleep under: Uno.

Favorite beverage(s): Tea and Coffee, but not together, not nice that way.  As for alcohol, can’t pass over a nice single malt.

The last movie I watched in the cinema: Guardians of the Galaxy.

Three things I can’t live without: Books, Internet, music.

Something I plan on learning: I did want to try learning all of The Rime of the Ancient Mariner, I suppose I should attempt doing that again.

A piece of advice for all my followers: Enclose $5 in an envelope and send to Adam Jones, 111 …. nah, don’t do that.  Advice, huh?  Keep away from active volcano’s.

As for tagees, see other ask related post.  

Tag meme! I was tagged in by betweentimeand42

Post five things about yourself and then tag ten of your followers.

Fact The First:  I am quite opposed to the game Uno.  More specifically one rule in the game of Uno.  The rule being:
That if you pick up a card, because you had nothing to put down, then you may put down that very card you picked up that turn.
Which I think is balderdash (not the game of the same name).  But I’m probably being pernickity 

Fact two-o:  I just bought some new tea, even though I really don’t need any more, nor do I really have the room to house any more.

Fact 3:  I’m planning a Friday the 13th party for the next time that date comes around.  So I am also looking for a variety of interesting superstitions to subvert for science, or for fun.  Whichever comes first.

Fact for:  Winter is over, and it never really felt like it even began.  I feel quite ripped off.

Hawaii 5.0:  My phone, when playing music, has developed a slight stutter from time to time.  This amuses me.

Tag, you people are it.  lexiconical extrajordanary drapplejack motheatenscarf three-of-clubsandwich jakegyllenhaalelujah and whoever else wants in on this.
I was also tagged into another ask thing, so consider yourselves tagged into that one also.

“I know that I’m an adult, but I need a higher level adult.”

—    words that just left my lips and describe my current life. (via enjolrastopheles)

(via duchessofwellington)

perksofbeingapiratecaptain:

hallucynation:

This was by far the most important thing that happened in Australia in the year 2000

You do not understand (if you’re not Aussie), how iconic this ad is. It’s actually a part of the Australian vernacular now and an accepted phrase.

(via abossycontrolfreak)

cc-randomness:

govthookercoulson:

cuntgradulation:

pantslesswrock:

joanna-kaana:

this is a necessity for me

dude the oxford comma is the shit i am all up on that bitch like woo woo





all right, you’ve convinced me. 

cc-randomness:

govthookercoulson:

cuntgradulation:

pantslesswrock:

joanna-kaana:

this is a necessity for me

dude the oxford comma is the shit i am all up on that bitch like woo woo

image

all right, you’ve convinced me. 

(Source: feelinalrightsaturdaynight, via silence-isthe-loudestscream)

Dinner of Champions.