Hullo, what’s this? A new exciting installment of Things What I Dreamt Up While Sleeping? What an age to be sitting around on the internet on Tumblr.
Well my faithful followers, good and bad news. On the positive side, and I can’t remember if I’ve stated this before (because it is such exciting news, can you not feel the excitement oozing from the screen?) but I have acquired a new bookcase for my room that should hopefully put an end to the ever growing pile of case less books.
The bad side of this news is two fold, however. Unfortunately, for me, it is a flat pack type of assembly, and my handy skills aren’t quite on par with the monkeys from 2001 A Space Odyssey let alone the brains behind Ikea. Case (ha!) in point, my last bookcase that I assembled has needed to be propped up against my bed as it took on quite an unattractive lilt. I guess maybe I am actually on par with the builders of the Eiffel Tower. In a hundred or so years I shall likely be looked on as a genius, my life likened to that of Da Vinci or that chap what sculpted the marble lady sans arms, although I fear that life may be cut short rather suddenly by the collapse of said bookcase.
Anyway, I think I’ve rambled off track, where was I? Oh, yes. The second side of this sad news is that I have still not been able to wrap my head around the rearrangement of my room so that this new addition may be included. I fear, failing a major failing of physics, I may just have to, as the birds say, Wing It.